Thank you, calculators.
I’m not a fan of math. But you are! Thanks for doing all the hard work for me in high school. I would probably still be in grade 11 if it wasn’t for you or, at the very least, I probably would have screamed a lot more at my math textbooks. I really appreciate you joining my phone’s team and being with me everywhere I go. I can always rely on your help when I need to know how much of a tip to leave at a restaurant. You’re good in my books…my non-mathy books.